I was working on the computer last night and the dog was lying near me when he started to let out a fart. It sounded like a creaking door and it just kept going and going, quietly and slowly. I looked over at him and he lifted himself up, sort-of looking back at his own butt. The pressure of lifting his own body made the fart rip the rest of the way out, and then he stood up and walked off, kind of offended by himself.
I was amused.
By my farting dog.
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