I just got off the phone with Mom. We were chatting about names for the dog. She had come up with Muffy, which is a cross between Muffin, their first dog, and Tilly, their most recent. It's also pretty much another word for a woman's "nether regions".
I informed Mom of this and then realized how many cool names are now negated by slang. I think Cooter would be a really cool name, for example. Dinky? Also kind of fun, and yet, highly innapropriate. Poopy has a cute ring to it, but no. Pooper's even better. Tinkle? Nice. (I'm being very PG here I think, but it works quite nicely). Tata, Booby, BumBum, Hooha, Jugs, Vajajay, er, um.
You get the point.
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