Note To Self

Dear Self,

Don't watch special report news stories about serial killers before going to bed. It freaks you out and you end up wanting to bring the dog into your bed and force him to stay there (this is not an option ever, let alone when he's shedding enough fur to make one coat a day for the next three months like he is now) while also sleeping with your cellphone set on 911.

Try to be less dumb in the future when choosing evening entertainment, 'k?

Sincerely,
Yourself