I Had a "What If" Today

This morning, I had the pleasure of going to my dentist to have some
fillings re-filled. Super-fun! He had to give me about four shots of
Novocain because it appeared that my nerve tough to get to. Some
nerve!

After the dentist, I went to Home Depot to buy some chicken coup wire
to wrap around the lower part of my porch in an effort to keep the
feral cats away. To get to my "what if"... I was wandering the store,
trying not to chew off my tongue when a Home Depot employee asked as
he passed, "Hi! How are you?"

In my head, I immediately responded, loudly, as though I was not only
numb in the mouth but numb in the head, but also had no voice
modulation,

"My tun ith nun!"

I giggled to myself for quite a while after that.